"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?
because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag
no because he did nazi it coming
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect